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From: Greg Date: 9/7/04
Totally unrelated to the site or perhaps anything you've ever received, but in a dream I had, I created something called a "franometer." It was called a "franometer" because I know someone named Fran (I won't go into the details of the connections or what the franometer was - he he.) I did a search and your site is the only one with "franometer" in it. So...well done, you! (On a side note, nice site.)
From: Tinty Bott Date: 4/12/04
I love the soap opera type story. Keep up the great work!
From: Ned Date:12/22/03
I am anxiously waiting for the second installment of your short story. I'm sure that you'll have an interesting and unusual ending. Thanks for the laughs. Have a great holiday!
From: Patrick Date: 8/27/03
Any relation to the very funny British mystery writer?
Patrick, I don't know who you're referring to, but I'm pretty sure that there is no relation. Pam
From: Francine Date: 8/27/03
Oh, my gosh. I just read "The Gift" and it cracked me up because I have a six-month-old and I can kind of relate to the story. Great piece.
From: (yet another) Francine Date: 8/19/03
Hi! I landed on your site by accident. I really think you write well. I love the story "Space Cowgirl." I was laughin' my arse off. Anyway, you write a lot like me. Your site is gross and hilarious all at the same time. My name, by the way, is Francine too.
From: Francine Date: 8/19/03
I just now finished reading your story called "Payback." I loved that one as well. Where is that book you are going to come out with? Anyway, you made me crack up. Thanks
Thank you, Francine!   I am working on the manuscript as we speak.  Hopefully, my book will be published soon. Keep checking the site for details. Also, there is a new story every month, so be sure to come back and have a laugh. Pam
From: Ned Date: 8/7/03
Another very cute, creative and enjoyable story! Thank you very much for the entertainment.
From: Ned 7/31/03
Thanks once again for sharing your sense of humor. Each time I read your short stories I am amazed at the things you come up with! Unbelievable! Thanks!
From: Janina Date: 7/27/03
Hey there! Just wanna say that your short stories are brilliant and groovy. Can't wait for your book to be available here in the Philippines (a teeny weeny archipelago in the pacific). :)
From: WB Date: 4/22/03
Glad to see you're still at it. Keep pounding those keys. Peace and Blessings, Cuz
From: Francine! (No seriously, it is! I finally meet another Francine.) Date: 4/20/03
Who would have thought that typing your own name onto Google would up bring up such a cool site! Your stories rock and your cartoons about the grape are so cool! Keep up the good work.
From: Sarah Date: 3/29/03
I think these stories rock! Keep up the good writing!
From: Tinty Bott Date: 3/11/03
I love your surveys! To Joe, I hope that you were using the word "sick" as slang, which means pretty cool. Keep up the good work. Go Girl!
From: Joe Date: 2/27/03
You are one sick person!
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