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In Part 1, Francine is left alone with her four-year-old niece in a toy store. Her niece finds a rat that's stuck on a glue trap and the drama begins. In Part 2, panic sets in when the trap and the rat get stuck to Fran's hand. A dim-witted security guard points a gun at the rat, but Fran's niece steps in front of the gun to save her "kitty." Read this month's story to find out what happens next.

FRANTOON:

FRANOLOGY

Results of the Sleep Survey

FRANOMETER: Pit Survey

1. Do you think George Bush is the pits? a. Yes b. No

2. Do you think it's Brad Pitts' fault that he and Jennifer Aniston broke up? a. Yesb. No

3. Have you ever heard loud, grumbling noises coming from the pit of your stomach and you coughed to cover up the noise? a. Yes b. No

4. Have you ever made a pit stop to go to the bathroom during a road trip, but the bathroom was so nasty, you decided to pee outside? a. Yesb. No

5. Has your stomach ever looked so fat that you looked like you would soon be hearing the pitter patter of little feet? a. Yesb. No

6. Did you feel pity for Tom Cruise when that fake journalist squirted him in the face with water? a. Yesb. No

7. Would you sit naked in a snake pit for 15 minutes with 100 nonvenomous snakes for $5000? a. Yesb. No

8. Have you ever made fart noises with your armpits? a. Yesb. No

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